21:56 I’m going to liveblog Lost. Yeah, eek.
22:04 OMG! Desmond says someone’s coming! Who is it, the ice-cream man? Sorry, that was kind of a lame cliffhanger for the cold open. At least end it right when Charlie died in the premonition (and who didn’t see that coming from a mile away?), or on a better line. Someone’s always coming.
22:08 And… that’s the origin of that.
22:11 What does Desmond want happen?
22:12 Rubbing sticks and stones make the sparks ignite and the thought of loving you is getting so exciting.
22:14 Camping?!?! Aren’t they technically camping now? Someone’s coming to the island!! Okay, that’s a much better explanation than only, “someone’s coming.” Someone came last week — Juliet.
22:19 Lol, Jin is so enthusiastic about camping. Is Penelope coming?
22:23 Ah of course, revenge sex that the other person won’t know about. WORKS EVERY TIME.
22:24 Jin’s high-pitched singing is great.
22:25 FORESHADOWING! Penny’s totally coming!! Unless she’s not.
22:26 How did a helicopter make it out that far away from a mainland?
22:27 What the hell am I looking at????
22:33 I LOVE SCOTTISH ACCENTS! Ruth before Penny, eh? All these girls for Dezzie.
22:36 Whoop, now Sawyer knows why Kate came.
22:37 Jack + Sawyer = BFF <33333333
22:39 Ardil-22: Why the Portuguese copy? Is it really Penny? Is it one of those Portuguese guys from the South Pole? Does Penny know Portuguese?
22:43 It would be nice to, you know, see Bernard.
22:44 OMG WE GET IT DESMOND SEES AN ARROW STRIKE CHARLIE IN THE THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeezum criminy Christmas.
22:47 Great, I just figured out it was the antennae of my crappy analog television that made everything darker (thus I couldn’t see the beacon).
22:48 WWDD? (What will Desmond do?)
22:49 Well, that was kind of obvious. WCBA? (Will Charlie be angry?)
22:51 BTW, was that a hatch beep when Desmond was getting “fired”?
22:56 IT’S NOT PENNY.
22:59 WHO THE HELL IS THAT? RUTH? I DON’T THINK SO. STOP TYPING IN CAPS.
That nearly wasn’t as dense as I thought it would be. This episode seemed like the calm before the storm of meeting up with Benry and his peeps again. Was the episode bad or was it because I was typing at the same time? It seems like I keep liveblogging bad episodes of shows. (‘Course, the only one before this was One Angry Veronica, but that episode really did suck major ass.)