The Road Warrior 3.16

GOOD GOD THEY ARE JUST MIRRORING THE FIRST HALF OF THIS SEASON IN THE SECOND HALF OF THIS SEASON!

Marissa thinks Johnny is more sensitive or whatever and chooses his gift over Ryan’s, only Johnny’s dead because she chose Ryan the person over Johnny and he was wallowing in his depressing non-Marissa drunkenness and fell off a cliff. Now, Johnny’s cousin Sadie has come into town and Ryan feels a kinship or something. TELL ME THIS IS NOT REDUNDANT. ‘CUZ IT IS.

I’d made the decision to tape The O.C. from now on, but My Name is Earl and The Office were repeats so I saw it “live.” Now, Supernatural is moving to Thursdays at nine, too, so, I was thinking… and thinking… and I’d decided: TelevisionWithoutPity.com. Maybe I’ll alternate, read a recap of this show one week, read the recap of the other the next. I’m still not sure.

Ryan + Marissa = WHOTHEFUCKCARES

Everyone knows the OTP of The O.C. is Seth and Ryan. It doesn’t even have to be HoYay!, they are frickin’ hilarious in their platonic way. If Ryan and Marissa got back together at the very end of the series, sure, but every time they get together they are more bland than nonfat ice milk. (Unflavored for me!) Then again, Ryan with anyone besides the main cast is even more boring.

And don’t even get me started on Marissa. She’s wallows all the time and is just wrong with everyone. Except when she’s throwing up in front of Haley Joel Osment.

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